jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

christiandiorhypnoticpoison:

put her in the charlie’s angels reboot

railroadsoftware:

classicmeevs:

s-video:

i wonder if theres a grammatical rule out there that explains why “i’m a big sexy bug” sounds better than “i’m a sexy big bug”, yet “im a sexy little bug” sounds better than “i’m a little sexy bug”

What? Sexy bugs?

gotta side with meevs on this one

badjokesbyjeff:

crazycritterlife:

Meet Senu. This pretty lady, the newest member of my household, is almost ready for free flight. She’s my apprentices new bird: an unusually light colored red-tailed hawk. I’m excited to see how she molts out!

crownsforusall:

seeklight:

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

That boy short-circuited

weloveshortvideos:

When ur Drug dealer watch too much Naruto 

triptrippy:

the thing that i think MOST accurately resonates w/ jjba is when ur a little kid and ur on the elementary school playground and u larp with the other little children and someone is like “i shot you youre dead” and then ur like “but i was wearing a bullet proof vest!!!” and theyre like “well i shot u in the head with my special diamond bullets that also hit ur chest and u died” and ur like “but i was an alien the entire time and diamond bullets dont affect me” and so it goes until u get tired and go in for snack time

brothernatures:

its-probably-all-elves:

marvus-x0loto:

feministfront:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

fairydusts:

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

just girly things~🌟

celestialyouth:

funky pants :)

rootbeergoddess:

wishuponakiss:

I can’t believe Spider-Man defeated not one but TWO Disney films and grabbed the Golden Globe

Oh my goodness I’m so happy *ugly sobbing*

People don’t understand why this is a big deal.

Disney has a stranglehold on animation. Ya’ll remember when Frozen came out? Well when it won the Oscar for best-animated film, it was revealed that the people voting didn’t watch any of the other films. Frozen only won because of it’s brand name. For Spiderverse to defeat two Disney films is big because not only does it prove that animated movies feature people of color can be successful but it’s also showing that other animation companies have a chance.

pinkaliensocks:

liturgical-lesbian:

soul-vacations:

pacificnorthwestdoodles:

pacificnorthwestdoodles:

The preschool is buying heirloom sunflower seed in bulk. We’re going to make a ‘Sunflower House’.

How to grow a sunflower house

@bacheloretteofscience THIS WORKS so well!

If you want to get super fancy, do a second ring on the outside of 4’ tall sunflowers then a third outer ring of the 1’ tall teddy bear sunflowers.  If there are any gaps you can interplant with cosmos, amaranth and nasturtiums or (if there are huge gaps) gourds.

My mom used to do this for me in the backyard as a kid- it really works and I always loved it! Spent so many summer days having tea parties with teddy bears in my sunflower house.

THIS WAS IN A CHILDRENS BOOK I READ AS A CHILD N I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT !!!!

jareckiworld:

Kaneko Tomiyuki  -  妖怪 (Yōkai)  [mineral pigments, Japanese ink, transparent watercolor, acrylic, pen foil on Japanese paper, 2017]