a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
Best of ‘Business Baby’
my roommate waited till I was in the shower to ask if she could go pee
and this sounds really mean but if her pee didn’t smell so bad I wouldn’t mind as much
why is this so hard for people to understand
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby
THIS POST IS A SIN
oh gross I pretty much passed out after the hospital visit last night and I still smell like hospital
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
here’s the thing:
- respect sex workers, but
- do not defend the porn industry
I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.