hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

briannaroye:

More awesome people at afropunk 2014 shot by Brianna Roye

tastefullyoffensive:

Best of ‘Business Baby’

my roommate waited till I was in the shower to ask if she could go pee
and this sounds really mean but if her pee didn’t smell so bad I wouldn’t mind as much

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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tinyhouseplant:

charmancler:

is anyone in fall out boy aging

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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

oh gross I pretty much passed out after the hospital visit last night and I still smell like hospital

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

got blood drawn for the first time yesterday
idk how I avoided that for 20 years tbh

thegestianpoet:

here’s the thing:

  • respect sex workers, but
  • do not defend the porn industry 

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.