What is love? baby, don’t hurt me

Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

Most fighting videogames: Lots of dudes on steroids and really busty chicks with the occasional mismatched character
Super Smash Bros: Wanna fight as a plumber? Here you go. Swordsman elf? Done. Electric mouse? No problem. Penguin with a hammer in a Santa suit? Okie dokie. Magic princess? Sure. Space furries??? YOU GOT IT BRO
stonedbabygirl:

look

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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I’m leaking the entire smash bros roster part 1

krudman:

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marty

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luis

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wowser

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fruit princess

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yes she is

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space mom and space baby

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

religiousdad:

unclefather:

Why

don’t ask questions. only fear.

religiousdad:

unclefather:

Why

don’t ask questions. only fear.

stability:

oh
transhumanisticpanspermia:

dad-rock-davos:

sixpenceee:

Found on reddit 
Woman accidentally breaks smiling garden gnome and finds hidden limbless figurine melded inside of it.

Bury the gnome. Dig a deep hole and put the gnome in the hole.

incinerate the gnome. turn the gnome to ash and launch the ash into the fucking sun

transhumanisticpanspermia:

dad-rock-davos:

sixpenceee:

Found on reddit 

Woman accidentally breaks smiling garden gnome and finds hidden limbless figurine melded inside of it.

Bury the gnome. Dig a deep hole and put the gnome in the hole.

incinerate the gnome. turn the gnome to ash and launch the ash into the fucking sun

my phone is up and running! if you have my number just text me telling me who you are so I know who it is

if we’re friends and you want my number just shoot me an ask c: