scunted: Speak of the Devil - Hermitude this...
cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
chazinator: sexualfavours: I’m eating a Snickers bar which has a sell by date of 07-08-11
Seriously though, never drinking soda ever again for the rest of my life
My mom was outside the bathroom door laughing her ass off. WHAT IF I DIED.
ohyesididnotjustdothat: manipularlotus: brokenballoons: molto-bene-on-my-pene: swiftassassin: bampire: s-p-e-c-k: “90% of the Assassin’s Creed fandom is male.” lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
I’VE BEEN ON THE TOILET FIVE EVER FUCK WHY DO I EVEN DRINK SODA
My stomach hurts so bad right now, it’s probably from the soda I drank earlier today.
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9 supposed to be a...
After track I want to take karate lessons
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