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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

corvidayyy

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

corvidayyy

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

corvidayyy

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

corvidayyy

oh???

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corvidayyy

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

corvidayyy

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

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I have an answer to that one too

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The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

elodieunderglass

Born without a groove 😔

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Gradually getting more bland and cookie cutter

katisconfused

Shoutout to whoever picked a golf to use for this infograph, because it’s probably an intentional reference to the “Harlequin” golf, which as you can see by comparing the modle to the infograph, is unfortunately a relic of the time when colors were winning.

picture of a 1996 Volkswagen golf with a license plate that says "rainbow". it has a yellow front bumper and front door, teal hood, rear bumper and rear door, purple grill and front side panel, and red rocker panel, roof, and rear side panel.
fuck off bring back colors I’ll take this rubix cube ass car over bland boring ass colors